Monday 23 April 2012

It's The End Of The Tour As We Know It.

85 hours later, and after more than 1000 miles, we arrived home to Frys and torrential rain. the players were in good form and we were all happy to be finally home. Big thanks must go to...
Roger, our driver who took us all the way and came to the games to watch and support us.
Rob, official linesman for the Tour who thanks to the efforts of the team had very little to do!
Julie, official photographer on the Tour, and thanks to her we will have great memories.
Geraint, official videographer on Tour, thanks to whom we will be able to watch back great games.
Jon, the organiser of the Tour without whom this Tour would not have been possible.
The parents, supported the players completely throughout the Tour.
The players, a credit to themselves, their parents and our Club.
Dave, our Tour Sponsor who eight years ago promised that my dream of a foreign Tour WOULD become reality.

Finally, despite the bitter taste left by the disgraceful display of that Dutch team, it will live happily in my memory as a fantastic experience. Thank you all! Andy

Jon's 1st Post

The Tour champion for this year and let's be honest, the most important year!

Kung Fu Panda

Just left Clackett Services. The last photo has just been taken of the team in their nickname shirts, although the Kung Fu Panda was conspicuous by his absence!

Blighty

The Eagle has landed!

England

We're on the train about to depart! England here we come!

The Green, Green Grass Of Home.

We are at the terminal, waiting to board the Chunnel Train. We should be in England in just over an hour!

Tom's 1st Post

Sat at the front on my own waiting for the train

Sam S's 1st Post

A big thanks to Dave and Jon for sorting a fab tour and Dave giving us great entertainment x. Well done to all the boys for playing fantastic and thanks to Andy and Tony, the Suttons had a fantastic time bring on next years tour !!

Lisa and Julie's 1st Post

Had a fab weekend with our boys and families, thanks to Jon for the organisation and hard work he has put in. Oh and Dave thanks for paying for our meal on the last night. And we were really impressed with how Kung Foo Panda (Bear) looked after our boys, cleaned up all the sick and kept his room spotless.  Oh and Jon, after you finished cleaning Dave's room can you come and clean ours! Great football shame it kicked off in the end. You should all be proud of yourselves thanks to Andy and Tony too X from the bitches lol MILFS ROCK!!

Lucia's 1st Post

I had an amazing time, especially the swimming pool! It's been very funny with the older ones and drunk Dave, or as others call him Homer and Yogi Bear.

Mitchell's 1st Post

Had a wonderful time in Holland. Had a wonderful time in the swimming pool with Lorenzo's mum Lisa! Well done to Bryn who got player of the tournament and thanks to all the players for making a massive mess in the our chalet as me and Tony had to clear it up!

Callum's 2nd Post

Dave got pissed and made himself look like a twat!! and he stopped eating.... Only jokinggggg!! Bryn is gunna kill the inflatable sheep soon!!!!!!!

Getting Closer To England

You can tell we are nearing Calais with all of the lorries on the road, and also nearing sunny England, it's raining!

Bryn's 1st Post

Me and my dad got given an inflatable sheep by Sam and Dave.  On the last night Tom was sick in Dave and the two Sam's chalet.  We put logs in the road and pushed some boats out into a lake, and Tom tried to runooff with some bloke's bike.  It was great though.

Rich's 1st Post

Does anybody have a liver for sale? Richie needs a new one!!!!

Lore's 1st Post

Tom face planted a bike tyre and nearly popped it with his nips! George got on some girls from Leeds.  Noah tried gettin on some pum..... but failed;)!

Sam B's 1st Post

Tom chundered all over his nipples!!!!!!

Max's 1st Post

Tour was really great especially watching Dave wrecked and whipping Noah with the belt.

Aaron's 1st Post

A great time on tour, can't wait for the next one.

The morning after the night before again!

The morning after was even worse second time around! Outside of my lodge were between 40 and 50 bottles, and a lot of players look very sheepish, white and hungover!

Reece's 1st Post

It was good and fun.

Joel's 1st Post

Sam and Bryn pushed the boats out into the lake and got chased by the security guards and Lore's mum is a milf.

Noah's 1st post

After getting cheated out of the tournament we went out and got very drunk.  George got on two girls and I ended up sleeping in Ben and Del's cabin because George stole my girls.

Tony's Post

I always believe that pride, passion and belief will win through, but in the end unfortunately one team had a different idea and allowed their opposition to score 14 goals to stop us making the final. We were the best team. Well done.

Day 2 - Game 5

Game 2 was against a Dutch team called Voorschoten'97. We expected a tough game as they had hammered their first group and had already won 2-0 today, however we were disappointed in them as Aaron rolling towards goal, and George with a penalty saw us win 2-0.

Facilities

I have to comment at this point on the facilities. In all honesty they put our junior grounds to shame with perfect flat surfaces, changing rooms for all and a welcoming Clubhouse. First yesterday at Beugen, the home of Vios '38, and today at Mill with its lovely little stadium, it has all been most impressive.

Day 2 - Game 4

This promised to be a lot harder than yesterday as we faced just group winners. First up were Husum BK from Denmark and despite Harry having nothing to do and Bryn heading just wide, followed by Lorenzo flicking the ball just wide, and finally Aaron fizzing a 30 yard shot inches wide, we were unable to score, the match ending 0-0

Wakey-wakey

The start of day 2 is here! With the amount of alcohol drunk, and the late night the we experienced, it's no wonder there were so many bleary-eyed people wondering around with pounding heads. And that was just the players!

2nd Night.

10-30 on the evening of the second day. All of the parents are in the Centerparc's bar having a great time and the boys are out drinking and on the pull! Good times!

Ben's 1st Post

After a long day playing football, we went for a relaxing swim with Lorenzo's sexy mum in her swimming costume and swam under water with her, but unfortunately I forgot my goggles ;)

Day 1 - Game 3

Our final group game and it was going to be the group decider! both teams had 100% records, but we had the better goal difference. we weren't going to rely on that though and went for it against Kvistgard IF. In the end it was a single goal from Lore which settled it and with Bryn Man of the Match, we were through to day two, now one of just eight teams capable of winning the tournament.

Day 1 - Game 2

We played vv Sliedrecht in the second game and a goal from Lore, followed by a penalty from Tom which Lore had won, which gave us a 2-0 win! Lore was Man of the Match.

Day 1 - Game 1

Game against Vios '38. Goals from Lorenzo, Callum, Sam K, Del and Max saw us 5-0 winners in the rain. A great start to the day.

The Long Day Closes - Day 1

The players have turned in for the night, as have most of the parents, so at 1.00am local time, we say goodnight to a fun but tiring first day.

Here at last!

After 12 hours, we have arrived!

Holland!

Holland. At last. Not long now!

Getting there.... slowly

Just passing Antwerp!

Delays...

Three hour delay at the tunnel thanks to a freight train breakdown. That said, it's lovely in the sun, sat in the Car Park drinking and we just beat Fairford Youth U16's 2-0 in a real life version of FIFA Street!

Chunnel time

Callum and Ben make friends whilst we wait for the Chunnel.

Comfort break!

Just left Reading Services.

On our way.

Off we go! We set off at 7.30 this morning and we are on the M4.

Almost there!!

Two weeks to go, and everyone is getting excited about the Tour. This will be the official post point for the players.

Callum's 1st Post

Bryns dad walked around like a pigeon drinking coffee for 20 minutes!! and had a chat with lorenzos mum in the burger king line! good start!

Sam's 1st post

Grenade is a legend And andy has touched us..... emotionally : Lorenzo mum is a milf

Del's 1st Post

Hey mum I need more money!! Am slaughtered out my face,playin wid a fat hangover(all of us) we won!!ben watts pulling lorenzo mum! Dave is teaching max stevens while lorenzo and callum fingering their donkeys,

Day 2 - Game 6

Our final game was against Islev BK, a Danish team. We topped the group on goal difference and so knew that all we had to do was win, and match the goals scored on the other pitch. We did our bit as Lore got 5, Callum 2 and Ben and Sam K with one each. Unfortunately on the other pitch I saw the most disgraceful performance that I have ever witnessed on a football pitch as Voorschoten rolled over and at times quite literally laid down in front of Husum and let them score 14 goals! We will be writing to the Dutch club, the tournament organisers and the Dutch FA, however third place is a bitter pill when you are cheated out of a place in a final.

George's 1st Post

Bryn enjoyed the blow up sheep...... again !!!! Also tom was sick over his fat nipples!

Del's 2nd Post

Tom is a top class bellend, drank too much and is now being sick on the coach! Dave is being a knob thinking he's badass, Bryn is doing the sheep, Lorenzo got punched by mental head Noah!! George hooked by with 2 birds one called volenda and other one eleisha they was ugly munters, and well Lorenzo's mum to much to explain.......

Harry's 1st Post

I watched Andy teach kids and I Couldn't do anything about it


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